Almost got into a fight with my uncle at the function last night…

Almost got into a fight with my uncle at the function last night because we was DJ’ing and I put on Shabang.

This nigga proceeds to say :

“Turn that pedophile off”

I say

“Nigga call the cops”

And proceed to turn the music up louder in the function.

This nigga took that as a challenge as I interrupted his super gangster DMX session, too aggressive for my taste and it was scaring the bitches away.

He goes for the turntables saying

“This playlist already has everything we need”

I say

“No it doesn’t it has NO DRAKE, at least play something the bitches can dance to”

He goes

“Nah we don’t play that man”

I say

“Nigga Drake got album of the year and you going to parties not playing Shabang or Janice STFU? Nigga you’re trash”

He goes

“I do this for real! I know what people want!”

And switched the song

I then take the mic and say

“Fuck all the grrrrrrr growling and barking shit and let’s get lit for a minute, the ladies are looking good, we not in a hole in the wall or a scene of 2009 teen drama, let’s do this shit RIGHT”

And I proceeded to play Shabang AGAIN as the crowd gave it a “hell yea”

That nigga told me I’m DJing by myself for the rest of the night 😂

I’m beat yall